STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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