I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
please come you make the beer taste better
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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