Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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