I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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