I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He? As in you personified your dick?
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