He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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