I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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