Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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