Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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