Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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