If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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