Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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