But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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