I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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