do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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