Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am puke
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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