Whod you bang
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
