i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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