Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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