i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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