If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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