Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
