I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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