she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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