if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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