I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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