But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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