i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't deserve a penis
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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