Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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