Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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