I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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