i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
