How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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