It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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