I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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