Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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