He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Randomize
