yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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