oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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