Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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