I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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