I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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