He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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