like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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