TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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