True but thats because hes a fetus.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
