I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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