Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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