i permit you to call me
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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