I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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