For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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