I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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