So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i came on her dog
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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