I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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