I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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